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have you seen my wedding dress?

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I remember shoving it in a shopping bag and into my suitcase almost 3 years ago as we packed to go home from our honeymoon in NYC.  
And I vaguely remember seeing it in that same shopping bag in the back of my closet a year ago when we moved to our new house.  
But since then, nada.
I know, I know, why didn't I get it dry cleaned and store in a cedar chest to 
keep pristine for my first born?  
blah blah blah...  I'll blame in on post wedding planning laziness.

Do I even want to find it at this point?  
I'm not sure I want to see the end product of a dress covered in champagne, Magnolia Bakery bread pudding, and New York City street dirt.
And there may or may not have been a slight accident trying to use the restroom while wearing a corseted bodice dress with a pair of crotchless spanx 
(yes, I said it)
So if you see it, let me know.  
And if you wouldn't mind?  
Get it dry cleaned first.